Sunday, 11 August 2013

Photographs

I will be preparing a CD with all the phographs taken at the Camp by myself, Akela, Amy and Alice G.

If anyone has any additional photos please contact me on malcfox@ntlworld.com.

Leaving





 
That looks a lot better than before!  (Sorry about the date on someone's leg)
 
 
Well?  There a lot more tent pegs to do!
 

 Three of you!  Young Skip can carry two tents in one hand. 

 
Site now all cleared awayNote no litter.
 
 
We saved the Whale! (thats another story)

 

The two Skips and Akela
 
But who is who?
 
Clue, 'Young Skip' is the pretty one.
 
Please note no 'Welly Sticks' were injured in the making of this Blog.



 

 

 

Closing Ceremony

 
Getting ready



Not dissimlar to the Opening Ceremony.
 

 
With our new Friends (Perhaps future Explorer Scout?)

Complaint

I regret to say that we have received an official complaint from a Guide Leader at  Campdowne.
 
''Dear Scout Leaders, 
 
I am horrified at your treatment of one of our 'Welly Sticks'.  Kidnapping him and forcing him to accompany you to London for  your own sordid amusement is 'DISGUSTING'. I cannot imagine the horrors he must have been subject to.
 
Welly Sticks have only one purpose in life which is to support our girls Wellington Boots when it is not raining.  Please see attached photograph.



 
On another matter I have noted that some Guides were fraternising with Scouts and actually enjoying themselves.  You know full well that Guides are not at Campdowne to have a good time, and are not allowed out after 9.00pm.  If I find that Scouts have been enticing Guides on to Scout sites, I will report you to Bear Grylls!
 
Frustratingly yours
 
Hillary Herstmonceux, Very Senior Guide Captain''
 
As 'Older Skip', I take these matters very seriously and have dealt with the situation in the 'appropriate' manner.  Unfortunately the letter did not go down on first flush so I poked it with a 'Welly Stick'!

Friday, 9 August 2013

Beach Party

Fun was had by all!

 
Akela with friend


BOOGIE BOYS


Why am I here?

 
 
More Boogie boys


Getting Down!

 
Hen Party?

Turn around Alice I am taking a photo!
 
Wet and Wild.

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Mutton Stew

Our dinner tonight consisted of 'Lamb' with added sinew and gristle.  We have concluded that the budget must be stretched.  At least the desert; apple pie and custard was edible.  We love warm custard and frozen pie.

Scouts are all excited and getting ready for the Beach Party tonight, we are looking forward to Leaders 'Dad Dancing'.  Photographs will be de-rigeur.


Girls tent
 
He turned up at last! Now wants his nails painted.
 

Boys tent

Party preparation


Our resident Beautician 

Serious Incident at Campdowne

Please do not be alarmed if you read of a serious incident at the Camp where a Young Scout Leader ran amok with a Guide 'Welly Stick'.

As far as I am aware the culprit has not yet been caught which is a little disconcerting..

On another matter, we are fortunate to have received help from a new Scout from the French contingent, (43rd Versailles) a Monsieur Pierre Moustache.  We haven't seen Young Skip today so I assume he is helping out at Bewl after the 'Guide Leader incident'


Monsieur Pierre Moustache




 

 

Dear Diary

Dear Diary
 
My name is Wanda and I am very unhappy. I am staying next door to (5th) Chislehurst (Invicta) and I am not appreciated. I am very colourful; I have a smiley face (although it's very small) and am very slim; some call me a little rigid. Sometimes I am kicked. I have been trodden on, ignored and left out in the rain.
 
However, whilst I am not very happy with the guides, I have made friends with the scouts next door. And so it was, on Wednesday, I was liberated, under cover of darkness, very, very early - secreted away in Skip's ruck sack and taken on a trip to London.
 
It was wonderful; never before have I felt so alive. I was taken absolutely everywhere, then I slipped away...
 

First stop, the Ministry of Defence, where I reported the guides next door for international terrorism...

Then to Horseguards where I asked if they could send a regiment to take on the guides...

A little rest in St James' Park where someone used me to dry out a shoe (not necessarily the owner's) after they had been a little too close to the lake...I was happy to be of service...

Then I met a Gurka who said that he would pop along in the afternoon to let the guide leaders' tents down (again)...

Then it was along the Mall to Buckingham House. Her Majesty wasn't in but I managed to speak to a Lady in Waiting on a matter "of great importance" to myself and my friends - captive slavery...

I was taken down Piccadilly where I knew I would find some ex-servicemen to offer some advice on what I now felt was the right time....World Domination of "Wandas". After all, there are enough of us - several million around the world, all different shapes and sizes...

Next I decided to take a nap by the Serpentine. By now I was in control..."No, I won't pay for a deckchair!" The attendant tried to evict me but he didn't reckon on my World Power that I was amassing...I have a pointy end...his demise was speedy...

With the kitchen staff no more I liberated the cafĂ©. Mocha coffee (£2.60), double-choc muffins (£1.90), all paninis @ £3.80, waffles, rib eye steak and chips, not forgetting the whole gelateria...were all now free...

I kidnapped a policeman (although he didn't seem to bothered about it). I am in control of the police; I now consider that I have more power than the Home Secretary...

Wellington seemed to me to want to be a friend...so I knocked on his door - there was no one in. It seemed I wasn't garnering the support that I was expecting...

I decided to arm myself with boulders...they didn't have anything suitable in stock so I thought I would have a burger; but the queue was too long so I moved on...

At Burlington Arcade a I told a friendly man in a funny uniform of my quest for World Domination. He told me that the best thing to do was to go back to camp and say sorry...

I 'phoned the guides to say sorry and please come and get me...I couldn't get through...

I found the scouts and pleaded..."Take me back to camp, my quest for World Domination is at an end." They took me to Covent Garden to buy  the guide leaders some flowers. Unfortunately they were 33 years too late...

However, the scouts did take pity on me. They bought me a nice mug and then took me back to camp where I was sneaked back into my place once the sun had gone down. But not until I had told they scouts a story before bedtime about "Wanda, the Wicked Welly-Peg". No-one slept last night I can tell you!

If you liked my Dear Diary, email your friends this website address so that the World can appreciate me. We're getting over 100 hits a day...but we want millions! And don't forget to leave a comment...

Wanda, the Welly-Stick xxx

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Wednesday evening



After Cajun Chicken (a little bit spicy as the cooks read the quantities incorrectly) there was a mass exodus to the WC!  Only joking Mums and Dads.  We joined in the carnival and lit the path to our mess tent.  Scouts are now waiting for hot chocolate and the latest episode of 'Dear Diary'  

We are a little bit concerned as we can hear 'cackling' from the Guide Leaders in the adjoining pitch.  (We think one may be a Witch)  Will they get their revenge for our earlier indiscretions?  It was not 'Young Skip's' fault that the squirty cream went on their tent, it was Joseph's fault because he ducked.

The paper rockets fired by 'Young Skip' kept Scouts amused but the recipients near and far seemed bemused by the messages within!

By this time 'Old Skip' seemed a little weary.

As I write, another letter is received from the Guides, this time its not a complaint.

Visit to London


Horse Guards Parade
 
Can you spot your Scout?  One is lying on the ground 


Buckingham Palace, the Queen was out!
 

 Wellington Arch



Burlington Arcade with a Beadle.

 
I bet you are wondering why our friend is holding a painted 'Welly Stick' which we have liberated from the guides next door!
 
All will be revealed in 'Dear Diary'