Dear Diary

Dear Diary

An excellent day. A special day indeed. Bear Grylls came to visit. An old friend, a very old friend. He ran over my 'phone and I ran over his toe. To make amends he took me to lunch. A very decent lunch. Not camp at all with china plates and glass glasses. Thought for a moment I was back at home. Anyway, he was a charming host. Told me about his adventures in crocodile infested waters and I told him about my scouts. He said that he would rather have the crocodile infested waters. I agreed. I took some photos but due to the earlier incident they haven't come out very well.

A man called David Walliams also attended the lunch. Said he was a comedian. "Joker", I replied. He didn't smile.

Old Skip's been doing some sewing today. Borrowed a sewing kit from the guide leaders next door. Broke the scissors. Gave them a penknife to make amends. They didn't know what it was.

Night, night.

Young Skip